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The Heat Page.

A detailed breakdown of Austin's climate as it applies to someone who chose to train for a triathlon here. This is not reassuring. You were warned.

Pick a month. Receive honesty.

Click any month to see the full training situation.

Survival strategies

Things that work. Tested. In Austin. In the heat. By a real person.

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The 5am Gambit

Works: Junโ€“Sep

Wake up before the sun wins. Train, finish, shower before 7:30am. The only valid summer strategy.

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Barton Springs Protocol

Works: Mayโ€“Oct

Hot outside? Swim inside nature's own refrigerator. 68ยฐF year-round. The turtles are there. You are welcome.

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The Indoor Ride

Works: Julโ€“Aug

Trainer in the AC. Zwift, ERG mode, a fan pointed directly at your face. Less interesting than outside. Alive.

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Treadmill Confessional

Works: Julโ€“Aug

The last resort. You know what you did. The treadmill knows too. Run anyway.

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Heat Acclimation (the brave one)

Works: Mayโ€“Jun

Actually train in the heat on purpose, at lower intensity, to adapt. Scientifically valid. Miserable. Helps for Argentina spring.

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Run Commute

Works: Aprโ€“May

If you have to be somewhere anyway, run there. Efficiency. The bus AC at the end is the reward.

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The honest truth

Training in Austin summer is genuinely hard. Not performatively hard โ€” actually hard. The heat is real, the humidity is real, and the risk of overheating is real. Respect it.

But here's the thing: if you can train through an Austin August โ€” if your long runs happen before 6am, if your easy pace gets slower and your ego handles it, if you Barton Springs your way through the worst of it โ€” you will arrive in Argentina in November and the weather will feel like a gift. It will be 65ยฐF and you'll think you're flying.

The heat is the training.